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• Moe: [answering the phone] Moe's Tavern, home of the Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular!
  Barney: [surveying the buffet table] Whoa! Baloney!...
• Barney: Hey Homer, didn't you say that if Duff Dry wins [the Duff Bowl], your daughter loves you?
  Homer: Not Duff Dry. Washington! Barney: Okay, okay....
• Barney: When I first heard about the operation, I was against it.
  But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Barney: So next time somebody tells you carney folk are good, honest people, you can spit in their faces for me!
  Lisa: I will, Mr. Gumbel, but if you'll excuse me, I'm profiling my dad for the school paper....
• Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
  Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....
• Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor forever.
  Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies, beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music] And now, the final phase of my plan....
• Moe: Please, not in public. Man: You be dying!
  Barney: Whoa! How European!...