Troy: This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery
of who shot Mr. Burns. [pause] Then they found out it was the
baby.
[long pause; coughs]
To keep this bombshell secret, the producers animated several
solutions that were never intended to air.
[scene shows Barney, Tito Puente, Moe, Apu, and SLH each shooting
Mr. Burns next to the Simpson car]
And to keep the show's animators, editors, staff, and hangers-on
from leaking the solution, two completely different endings were
produced: one real, one phony. Here's the ending you were never
meant to see.
-- The rumors laid to rest,
"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular"
of who shot Mr. Burns. [pause] Then they found out it was the
baby.
[long pause; coughs]
To keep this bombshell secret, the producers animated several
solutions that were never intended to air.
[scene shows Barney, Tito Puente, Moe, Apu, and SLH each shooting
Mr. Burns next to the Simpson car]
And to keep the show's animators, editors, staff, and hangers-on
from leaking the solution, two completely different endings were
produced: one real, one phony. Here's the ending you were never
meant to see.
-- The rumors laid to rest,
"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular"
Related:
- Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all... - Troy: Maybe the drawings were a little crude, but all the characters
were there:
Itchy & Scratchy, [shot of Itchy showing Scratchy... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Barney: These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure, I'm all dizzy and
nauseous,
but where's the inflated sense of self-esteem? ... - Announcer: Which popular "Simpsons" characters have died in the past
year?
If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin ... - Kent: Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield,
but until now none of them was important. ... - Troy: [voiceover] When Springfield legalized gambling,
Homer became a blackjack dealer -- and comedy... - Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent,
we must now ask ourselves: who could possibly be as...
From the same category:
- Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to
have a very crowded schedule.
This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartender... - Marge: Don't you have a health plan at work?
Homer:
We used to, but we gave it up for a pinball machine... - Jay: Two to two. Well, Homer, it all comes down to you.
Homer: "Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"... - Troy: Yeah, in a minute... darling.
[hangs up]
Well,
she may be helping my career, but she's starting to... - It worked! The de-bigulator world!
-- Tiny Frink,
"Treehouse of Horror...
