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• The whole thing smacks of effort, man. -- Ben, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
• Lisa: I usually hang out in front. Erin: You like to hang out too?
  Lisa: Well, it beats doing stuff. Erin: Yeah. Stuff sucks....
• It's not your fault... you don't control the birds.
  Someday you will, but not now. -- Lisa consoles herself, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Erin: Hey, I like your hat. Lisa: A compliment! [thinking] Scanning for sarcasm.
  .. it's clean! Go! -- Lisa's brain, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Marge: Didn't you buy any meat? Homer: [stroking a firecracker] This baby's sure to kill something.
  -- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• There are Several Ways to Beat the Heat of Summer: 1.
  Think Cool. Act Cool. Live in a Cave! 2. Don't listen to any weather programs or read forecasts in the paper....
• Lou: Here you go, ma'am. [escorts Milhouse back into the classroom] Krabappel
  Mmm. Quick work. How'd you know he was gonna run?...
• Boy: So he's all, like, pffhhhtt... Girl: Pft, I can totally hear him going that.
  Lisa: [listening in] Only kids are that incoherent! -- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• I'm dizzy... I'm nauseous... but I'm popular! -- Lisa Simpson, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2