Bart: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Homer: [checking] Nope.
Bart: What religion are you?
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't
work out in real life. Uh... Christianity.
-- "Homerpalooza"
Homer: [checking] Nope.
Bart: What religion are you?
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't
work out in real life. Uh... Christianity.
-- "Homerpalooza"
Related:
- Bart: What religion are you?
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't
work out in real life,
uh, Christianity. ... - Bart: What religion are you?
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life.
Uh... Christianity. Episode: 3F21... - Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you... - Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
At least I'm out there trying new things. If... - Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do?
Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
[long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you? Homer:... - Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another
day at work!
Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even... - Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy,
what do you think of the name Larry? Homer:... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool...
