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• Bart: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
  Homerpalooza...
• Bart: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life.
  Uh... Christianity. Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
• Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
  Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born....
• Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
  At least I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd ever do is work and go to church....
• Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do? Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
  [long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you?...
• Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another day at work!
  Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food....
• Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry?
  Homer: Marge, we can't do that! All the kids will call him `Larry Fairy'....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....