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• Bart: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
  Homerpalooza...
• Bart: Do you wear boxers or briefs? Homer: [checking] Nope.
  Bart: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Teen1: Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.
  Teen2: Are you being sarcastic, dude? Teen1: I don't even know anymore....
• Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
  At least I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd ever do is work and go to church....
• Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
  Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born....
• Bart: Eh, making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel. Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza
• Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another day at work!
  Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food....
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...