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• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Homer: One adult and four children. Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
  Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park....
• Barbara: I really feel awful about your lawn, Marge.
  George can be so stubborn when he thinks he's right....
• Well...we didn't get any money, but Mr. Burns got what he wanted.
  Marge, I'm confused! Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?...
• Homer: Hey, how come he [SLH] gets meat and we don't?
  Marge: You wouldn't want what he's eating. It's mostly just snouts and entrails....
• Homer: Lousy bragging know-it-all showoff... Marge
  What exactly did he say? Homer: Get this. He said, uh, he said....
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....
• Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
  Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now....
• Marge: I know Bart can be a handful, but I also know what he's like inside.
  He's got a spark. It's not a bad thing. ... Of course, it makes him &l...