Quimby: We're thrilled you've decided to build your casino on our
waterfront.
Burns: Oh, I'll never forget my carefree boyhood days on this old
boardwalk.
[flashback to Mr. Burns driving a bumper car -- straight into
the legs of a workman]
Workman: Why you -- oh! Master Burns. I mean, carry on!
[Young Burns smashes him repeatedly] Ah! Oh! Ow! Oh, me
leg's gone gimpy. Who will provide for me little ones?
-- Burns the sadist, "$pringfield"
waterfront.
Burns: Oh, I'll never forget my carefree boyhood days on this old
boardwalk.
[flashback to Mr. Burns driving a bumper car -- straight into
the legs of a workman]
Workman: Why you -- oh! Master Burns. I mean, carry on!
[Young Burns smashes him repeatedly] Ah! Oh! Ow! Oh, me
leg's gone gimpy. Who will provide for me little ones?
-- Burns the sadist, "$pringfield"
Related:
- Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Quimby: People, take it easy. We're all upset about Mr.
Burns' plan to, uh, block out our sun. It... - Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich... - Smithers: I got a mink chamois, sir, I hope it -- Oh my God!
Mr. Burns is dead! [sobs] Why do the good... - Patty: {Hey, Krabappel: if you get in the way of that bouquet,
I'll stuff that sunhat down your neck.} ... - Bart: You twisted old monster!
[runs at him;
Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Burns... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now,
my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead...
