Lisa: Old people deserve our respect. Look at Jacques Cousteau and
Goldie Hawn; you wouldn't shut them away like second-class
citizens.
Homer: Pftt... second class? What about social security, bus discounts,
Medic-Alert jewelry, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to
your armpits, and all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask
me, old folks have it pretty sweet.
-- "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Goldie Hawn; you wouldn't shut them away like second-class
citizens.
Homer: Pftt... second class? What about social security, bus discounts,
Medic-Alert jewelry, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to
your armpits, and all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask
me, old folks have it pretty sweet.
-- "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Related:
- Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts,
Medic-Alert jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge... - Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants... - Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him. ... - Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name
electronics!
Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock... - Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah,... - Marge: Here's your toast, Maggie! I melbafied it myself.
[Lisa walks in] Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down... - Bart: And then, he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs
against each other.
Why is he always making up those crazy stories...
