Quimby: I propose that I use what's left of the town treasury to move
to a more prosperous town and run for mayor. And, er, once
elected, I will send for the rest of you.
Audience: Boo!
Lisa: Excuse me, Mr. Mayor --
Quimby: The chair recognizes the little chick with the gleam of hope
in her eyes.
Lisa: This piggy bank contains fifteen dollars I've saved from my
allowance. It isn't much, but I would like to help.
Quimby: Aw, just what I need to tip the skycaps.
-- The Mayor distinguishes himself, "$pringfield"
to a more prosperous town and run for mayor. And, er, once
elected, I will send for the rest of you.
Audience: Boo!
Lisa: Excuse me, Mr. Mayor --
Quimby: The chair recognizes the little chick with the gleam of hope
in her eyes.
Lisa: This piggy bank contains fifteen dollars I've saved from my
allowance. It isn't much, but I would like to help.
Quimby: Aw, just what I need to tip the skycaps.
-- The Mayor distinguishes himself, "$pringfield"
Related:
- Lisa: [to cab driver] Hey, I remember you! Mayor Quimby,
right? Quimby: I, uh, er, uh, uh, no. Look at this... - Quimby: {Would you, er, like to dance?}
Marge: {Mayor Quimby!
What are you doing here!} Quimby: {I'm, er, here with... - Homer: Mr. Mayor, I hate to break it to you, but this town is infested
by bears.
Moe: Yeah, and these ones are smarter than the average... - Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart.
Bart:
Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby... - I hereby declare today to be Marge Simpson Day in the city of
Springfield!
Mayor Quimby goes after the chick vote, "Homer... - Bart: [to passers-by] Hey Four-eyes! Vote Quimby. Hey Beardo!
Vote Quimby. Lisa: This time he's the _lesser_... - Malloy: And little Lisa: here's your saxophone.
Lisa:
Thank you. And thank you, Dad. You got it back -... - Quimby: Demand? Who are you to demand anything?
I run this town. You're just a bunch... - slide of Dr. Hibbert]
Mrs. Hibbert: Julius!
[slide or Chief Wiggum]
Mrs.
Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner]...
