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• Kent: Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield, but until now none of them was important.
  I'm Kent Brockman. [scene shows Burns being loaded into an ambulance] At three p....
• Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
  Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office....
• Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
  Who are you? Where are you going? Ke...
• Tonight, on Smartline. "The Power plant strike. Argle bargle, or fooforaw?
  -- Kent Brockman, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Well, this reporter was...possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to.
  ..reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president....
• Kent Brockman on the Olympics at Springfield: Springfield is expecting an economic boom from the Olympics like the one Sarajevo experienced after the '84 Olympics Episode
  AABF16, The Old Man and the 'C' Stude...
• The winds of change are in the air in Springfield, and it's about as refreshing as a pre-moistened towlette.
  Folks are finally accepting their feelings and really communicating, with no holding back, and this reporter thinks it's about [bleep]ing time....
• Brockman: Kent Brockman, at the now-closed Duff bottling plant, where a mysterious person in black keeps a solitary vigil.
  [Barney, the mysterious person, lays a flower down beside the plant and belches] -- "Homer vs....
• Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high, and lost control of its servo guidance mechanism, leaving us with some.
  ..[checks watch] six hours to live. So, let's go live now to the charred remains of the only bridge out of town with Arnie Pie and Arnie in the Sky!...