Homer: All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home,

Homer: All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the
money to fly home, then I will murder him.
Lisa: No, no! Then he'll know I told.
-- Someone took a bite out of the Rice Krispie square,
"Bart on the Road"

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