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• Homer: All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him.
  Lisa: No, no! Then he'll know I told....
• Bart: But I saw the murder and then I saw you bury the corpse in the back yard!
  Ned: [weeping] All right, it's true. I am a murderer!...
• Homer: You know, Marge, you're right. The Simpson family is the best possible club I could belong to.
  [group hug] [at home, Bart paddles Homer] Home...
• Bart: I don't believe it! Principal Skinner. Well, well, well, I never thought I'd win _this_ easy.
  Skinner: Hmph. This has nothing to do with you, Simpson....
• Bart: Oy! This guy's tough. Lisa: Bart, we're going to have to outsmart him.
  Bart: I dunno, he's pretty sharp. He saw right through this disguise....
• Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
  But those were just actors playing us! Ba...
• Homer: What's wrong, honey? Lisa: There's something troubling me, dad, but I don't think I can tell you because it's a secret.
  Homer: Ah, you don't have to tell me, but I thought we trusted each other with our secrets now....
• Milhouse: Do you hear that, Bart? That was the tardy bell.
  Truant! Truant! Truant, they'll all say!...