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• All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him.
  -- Homer Simpson Bart on the Road...
• Homer: What's wrong, honey? Lisa: There's something troubling me, dad, but I don't think I can tell you because it's a secret.
  Homer: Ah, you don't have to tell me, but I thought we trusted each other with our secrets now....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Oy! This guy's tough. Lisa: Bart, we're going to have to outsmart him.
  Bart: I dunno, he's pretty sharp. He saw right through this disguise....
• Lisa: Okay. I like... Langdon Alger. Homer: I have no idea who that is.
  -- Homer and Lisa play `Truth or Dare', "Bart on the Road...
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....