Scott: Let's go over to the County Courthouse, live to Kent Brockman.
Kent: -- ockman, just outside the County Courtroom where an argument
about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in
Springfield history. Behind these doors, a federal judge will
ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the
media have dubbed "Beat-Up Waiter." This reporter suggested
"Waitergate", but was howled down at the press club.
Now, it's illegal to televise court proceedings in this state, so
[whispers] we'll have to be quiet.
[walks towards courtroom doors only to have them slammed in his
face]
-- A sneaky ruse, "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
