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  Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones] Nelso...
• Andy Williams: [singing off-camera] ...my huckleberry friend Moon river, and me.
  [audience applauds] Nelson: I didn't think he'd do "Moon River," but then -- bam!...
• I think we should get a machine gun. We can use it to hunt game, spell out things, or ring in the New Year!
  -- Bart, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: What's wrong, honey? Lisa: There's something troubling me, dad, but I don't think I can tell you because it's a secret.
  Homer: Ah, you don't have to tell me, but I thought we trusted each other with our secrets now....
• Bart: Dad, do I have to brush my teeth? Homer: No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
  [Bart opens a can and gargles with it] -- Only three cavities?...
• at a pawn shop, Nelson grabs Milhouse's glasses] Milhouse
  Hey! I need those to see. Pawnbroker: Ah, these lenses are perfect!...
• Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on a road trip.
  [Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window] [Flipsy gets run over by a car] Nelso...
• Bart: Dad? I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
  Homer: Do I have to sit up? Bart: No. Homer: Knock yourself out. -- "Bart After Dark...