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• Jimbo: Psst. Hey, Simpson: check this out. [lifts hat to reveal football concealed underneath] Nelso
  Look what I got! [pulls back jean vest to reveal a new one underneath] It's the kind I like....
• Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart Simpson's mother.
  [everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge goes up to Bart and starts wiping dirt off his cheek] Ba...
• Jimbo: Looks like he took a pretty bad spill. Nelso
  [pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt....
• Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
  Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days....
• Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety rules!
  Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump!...
• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Milhouse: No way would a minister's daughter go out with _you_.
  Bart: Oh yeah? I'll prove it. [walks over] Hey, Jessica!...
• Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart] Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
  Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...