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• Well, I realize it's trite, but we could tour the bridges of Madison County.
  -- Martin's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road...
• Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on a road trip.
  [Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window] [Flipsy gets run over by a car] Nelso...
• Bart: [handing out envelopes] Gentlemen, for our road trip I have taken the liberty of preparing an airtight and utterly plausible alibi for use on our parents.
  [Milhouse at home...] Milhouse: I have been selected to represent the school at the national grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada....
• Hey, who has better vacation ideas than AAA? [reading a guidebook] According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook, no one.
  -- Milhouse's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road...
• I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.
  -- Nelson after watching "Naked Lunch", "Bart on the Road...
• Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream? Ba
  Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones] Nelso...
• Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
  Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
• Milhouse fiddles with knobs before getting a whap in the head from Nelson] Milhouse
  Ow! Bart, Nelson hit me. Bart: He sure did....
• Andy Williams: [singing off-camera] ...my huckleberry friend Moon river, and me.
  [audience applauds] Nelson: I didn't think he'd do "Moon River," but then -- bam!...