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• I've always wanted to see Macon, Georgia. -- Nelson's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road
• Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on a road trip.
  [Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window] [Flipsy gets run over by a car] Nelso...
• Hey, who has better vacation ideas than AAA? [reading a guidebook] According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook, no one.
  -- Milhouse's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road...
• Bart: [handing out envelopes] Gentlemen, for our road trip I have taken the liberty of preparing an airtight and utterly plausible alibi for use on our parents.
  [Milhouse at home...] Milhouse: I have been selected to represent the school at the national grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada....
• Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream? Ba
  Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones] Nelso...
• Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
  Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
• Milhouse: [yells] Spring breeeak! Yeah! [pause, then quiet] Well, when _are_ we going to get rowdy?
  Bart: Maybe when we find something decent to do with this ID....
• Bart: We got no car! Martin: We got no money! Milhouse
  And no one knows we're here! B+Ma+Mi: We're stranded!...
• NAVIGATOR-----<Spouse on a trip in the car, with road map in her lap.