Bart: [handing out envelopes] Gentlemen, for our road trip I have
taken the liberty of preparing an airtight and utterly
plausible alibi for use on our parents.
[Milhouse at home...]
Milhouse: I have been selected to represent the school at the national
grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.
[Martin at home...]
Martin: I've been selected to represent the school at the national
grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.
[Nelson at home...]
Nelson: [leaving his house] I'm goin' away for a week. See ya!
-- Well, not plausible for Nelson,
"Bart on the Road"
taken the liberty of preparing an airtight and utterly
plausible alibi for use on our parents.
[Milhouse at home...]
Milhouse: I have been selected to represent the school at the national
grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.
[Martin at home...]
Martin: I've been selected to represent the school at the national
grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.
[Nelson at home...]
Nelson: [leaving his house] I'm goin' away for a week. See ya!
-- Well, not plausible for Nelson,
"Bart on the Road"
Related:
- Martin: [wakes up and looks out the window] Oh! We've arrived in
the vast cornfields of Canada.
How much further to the grammar rodeo? Nelson... - Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that... - Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on
a road trip.
[Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window]... - Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream?
Bart:
Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones]... - Lisa: Okay, but you gotta promise you won't get mad or tell anyone,
especially Bart. Homer: I promise. Lisa: [Jenna von... - Bart: We got no car!
Martin: We got no money!
Milhouse:
And no one knows we're here! B+Ma+Mi: We're stranded... - Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like... - Well, I realize it's trite, but we could tour the bridges of Madison
County.
Martin's road trip plans, "Bart on the... - Edna: Tighten those braids, Missy...hoist your flag,
Dooley... Nelson, you look adorable. Nelson...
