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• Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's an easy way to get rid of Chester without the guilt of sending him back to the gutter.
  And all it'll cost you is a thousand dollars....
• Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
  You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the studio's gate, bearing a "Out of business" sign] Ba...
• Chester: That was a nice film I had once. Last time I try to impress a four-year-old.
  -- You were... the age Bart was... several years ago, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Chester: He didn't create Itchy: I did. Bart: Huh?
  Chester: He stole the character from me in 1928. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me....
• Bart: You invented Itchy? The _Itchy & Scratchy_ Itchy?
  Chester: Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept of cartoon violence....
• Bart: You can't just go back to the gutter. You created Itchy, you should be a millionaire.
  Chester: Ah, Roger Myers wouldn't give me a cent in the '20s....
• Lisa: [moans] I give up, there's nothing we can do.
  Bart: Yeah, I agree. You wanna start on trying to get Apu out of jail?...
• Chester: [as Kent Brockman walks in front of his gold house] Shoeshine, sir?
  Comb your hair for ya? Sir? [Kents walks away in contempt] Sir?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...