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• Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger Myers Sr.
  who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big when he teamed up a mouse named Itchy with a cat named Scratchy....
• Get out of Bumtown, you bum! -- A bum, "The Day the Violence Died
• Tonight, a stowaway bear is terrorizing space shuttle astronauts.
  But first, a sneak peak at tomorrow's Itchy & Scratchy parade....
• Homer: Oh, it's just Bart and a mysterious stranger.
  -- No need to worry, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
  Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....
• Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
• Homer: You su-diddely-uck, Flanders! [grabs a bell from him] Hear ye, hear ye!
  Ye olde town crier proclaimed crappy by all!...
• Parades just bring out so many emotions in me! Joy, excitement, looking.
  .. -- Marge, letting herself go at a St. Patrick's Day parade, "Homer vs....
• Homer: Which one's Itchy? The car? Bart: The mouse.
  Homer: Oh. I guess it's not him then....