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• Bart: He's not a regular bum, Mom; he's a genius bum.
  He created Itchy _and_ he's the father of cartoon violence....
• Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
  All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...
• I'm a Bum...a BEACH Bum!
• Susan: Oh, now the parade has entered Bumtown! Oh, it's all just so exciting Dave!
  Dave: This certainly seems to be a poorly planned parade route....
• Did you hear that anal sex is a bum trip.
• Bart: Oh, man, how are we supposed to kill the rest of the afternoon?
  Bum: You mustn't kill time, boys, you must cherish it....
• Lisa: [moans] I give up, there's nothing we can do.
  Bart: Yeah, I agree. You wanna start on trying to get Apu out of jail?...
• Herb: All a man needs is an idea. Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
  -- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's an easy way to get rid of Chester without the guilt of sending him back to the gutter.
  And all it'll cost you is a thousand dollars....