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• Get out of Bumtown, you bum! -- A bum, "The Day the Violence Died
• Well, Itchy & Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!
  [tries to laugh, then moans] Sorry about this kids, but stay tuned...
• Chester: He didn't create Itchy: I did. Bart: Huh?
  Chester: He stole the character from me in 1928. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me....
• Bart: You can't just go back to the gutter. You created Itchy, you should be a millionaire.
  Chester: Ah, Roger Myers wouldn't give me a cent in the '20s....
• Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
  All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Bart: You invented Itchy? The _Itchy & Scratchy_ Itchy?
  Chester: Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept of cartoon violence....
• Chester: [as Kent Brockman walks in front of his gold house] Shoeshine, sir?
  Comb your hair for ya? Sir? [Kents walks away in contempt] Sir?...
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  .. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....