Bart: Cool! I'll Give You Ten Bucks For That. Comic Book Guy

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Bart: Cool! I'll give you ten bucks for that.
Comic Book Guy: Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are
making me laugh. That drawing's worth exactly 750
dollars American.
Bart: It's valuable, huh?
Comic Book Guy: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I simply
can't allow you to waste them here when there are so
many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go! go!
for the good of the city!
Bart: Loser.
-- Sarcasm 101, "The Day the Violence Died"