Bart: [dumps money on counter] I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm.
Here's 99 cents.
Comic guy: [sighs] Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction: you
wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents. Net profit to me,
negative $59.
[opens cash register] Oh, oh please, take my $59. I don't
want it. It's yours.
[Bart reaches as if to do so]
Eh, eh, eh -- it seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm. I
shall close the register at this point [does so] and state
that 99 cents is the rental price.
Bart: Oh, then may I please rent it? Please?
Comic guy: No you may not. I am all out. Though I do have a surprising
abundance of Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.
Bart: [moaning] Ohh...
-- With Goro as your caddy, "Marge Be Not Proud"
Here's 99 cents.
Comic guy: [sighs] Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction: you
wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents. Net profit to me,
negative $59.
[opens cash register] Oh, oh please, take my $59. I don't
want it. It's yours.
[Bart reaches as if to do so]
Eh, eh, eh -- it seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm. I
shall close the register at this point [does so] and state
that 99 cents is the rental price.
Bart: Oh, then may I please rent it? Please?
Comic guy: No you may not. I am all out. Though I do have a surprising
abundance of Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.
Bart: [moaning] Ohh...
-- With Goro as your caddy, "Marge Be Not Proud"
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then when I say so, dial 1 again. [opens... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!
Marge: Bart!
Homer:
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Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Bart: [sleepy] Hello?
Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog,
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it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum... - Bart: Cool! I'll give you ten bucks for that.
Comic Book Guy:
Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are...
