Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I Bet It's Worth A Million Bucks!
Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for a hundred, because
you remind me of me.
-- A deal that's hard to beat,
"Three Men and a Comic Book"
Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars? Deale
Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?...
Bart: Look pal, we got a hundred bucks and we'd like to buy Radioactive Man #1.
So why don't you just waddle over there and get it?...
Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've killed him.
Bart: Now you know better....
Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Bart: Cool! I'll give you ten bucks for that. Comic Book Guy
Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are making me laugh....
Radioactive Man: Ah, these Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves that I need to combat evil.
Fallout Boy: Gee willikers, Radioactive Man. Wished I was old enough to smoke Laramies....
Bart: Is this cel worth anything? [gives him cel with arm on it] Deale
[looks at it, sighs] Let me show you something. This -- this is a Snagglepuss drawn by Hic Heisler....
Barney: Hey, Bart, can you give me one on credit? I'm a little short this week.
Bart: Beat it. -- No harm in trying, "Three Men and a Comic Book...