Bart: Lisa, if I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me.
Lisa: Will do.
-- Let someone who still loves it do it,
"The Day the Violence Died"
Lisa: Will do.
-- Let someone who still loves it do it,
"The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
- Lisa: [moans] I give up, there's nothing we can do.
Bart: Yeah, I agree. You wanna start on trying to get Apu out of jail?... - Lisa: Hey, the comic book store is still open.
Ba
Save our seats. Homer: Will do. [a couple takes their place] Ma... - Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000?
Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons.... - Lisa: So it's true: some cartoons _do_ encourage violence.
[punches Bart] Bart: Ow! We gotta get Itchy & Scratchy back.... - Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're
going?
Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade.... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's
not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us.... - I do owe many thanks to Lester and Eliza. This is a great vindication
for anybody who has ever taken a bath, went to get the paper, fell
down, and the door slam behind them and the doorknow break off.
-- A day in the life of Apu, "The Day the Violence Died... - Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul.... - Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to
Principal Skinner.
Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator _wasn't_ running....
