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• Selma: But... don't you love me? Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca.
  Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and any one else's i...
• Troy: Sure, you'll be a sham wife, but you'll be the envy of every other sham wife in town!
  -- Wow, what a bargain!, "A Fish Called Selma...
• Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
  Homer: That reminds me, Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
• Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
  Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Selma: Make sure my iguana's okay. Troy: Selma, Jub-Jub is fantastic.
  He's everywhere you wanna be. [shows Selma her room] Welcome to your new home baby, it's fantastic....
• Troy: That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
  -- That's flattering, "A Fish Called Selma...
• TV: "Movie For A Rained-Out Ballgame" now returns to Dyan Cannon, Troy McClure, and the Muppets in the 1977 film
  The Muppets Go Medieval". Troy: Oh Princess Fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?...
• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....