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• Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
  Homer: That reminds me, Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
• Selma: [menacing] Is this a sham marriage? Troy: Sure baby, is that a problemo?
  -- Fair enough, "A Fish Called Selma...
• Selma: But... don't you love me? Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca.
  Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and any one else's i...
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• This better be important, it's my wedding night. I'm trying to sleep!
  -- Troy's views on wedding nights, "A Fish Called Selma...
• Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females, and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry.
  Troy: Hmm... [looks at the article] Hey... [dials] Hello, Selma Bouvier?...
• Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote.
  [laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well, not much happens to me....
• Troy: Sure, you'll be a sham wife, but you'll be the envy of every other sham wife in town!
  -- Wow, what a bargain!, "A Fish Called Selma...
• Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say, I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady
  my always outrageous fiancee Selma. Take a bow, sugar beet!...