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  .. brace yourself, the new McBain movie! Troy: McBain's sidekick?...
• Homer: [watches a scene from McBain on the video store monitors] Clerk
  You want to rent it, sir? Homer: Why? I just saw the best part!...
• Bart: Hey, McBain, I'm a big fan, but your last movie really sucked.
  McBain: I know. There were script problems from day one....
• Damn the torpedoes. Full speed ahead.
• In a bold move that has stunned Hollywood insiders, newly-divorced comeback-kid Troy McClure has turned down the supporting lead in McBain IV to direct and star in his own pet projec
  The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel....
• Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
  Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
• Where are we going? And why am I in this damn handbasket?
• Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host, Jay Sherman, thank you.
  Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9"....
• Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
  Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop....