Grampa: [to Selma] Hello Marge. [to Patty] Hello Marge.
Selma: [groans] How come no Chippendales dancers ever come in to renew
their licenses?
Patty: They carpool, that's the problem.
[stamps Grampa's license]
Grampa: Hey! I came here to get this revoked!
-- The passionate life of a DMV employee,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Selma: [groans] How come no Chippendales dancers ever come in to renew
their licenses?
Patty: They carpool, that's the problem.
[stamps Grampa's license]
Grampa: Hey! I came here to get this revoked!
-- The passionate life of a DMV employee,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Marge: [answers the phone]
Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart... - Patty: Marge, this is Andre.
Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple... - Selma: Sorry, my mind's made up.
Patty: Why do you want to have a baby so bad?
Selma: I got a lot of love to give, and right now my... - Marge: I need a formal dress for tonight!
Patty: You've come to the right place.
Selma: We've got classy duds up the yin-yang. --... - Selma: Marge's dates get homelier all the time.
Patty:
That's what you get when you don't put out. [Or maybe... - Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these... - Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
Homer: Request permission to slink by. Patty: Permission... - Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and
stupid Selma work!
Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like...
