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  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• Burns: Stay back Homer, approach no further, coffee's already made.
  I stomped the beans myself. Homer: Uh, well, can I at least drive you home, Mr....
• Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you, sir?
  Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports and throw them out the window] Bu...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Homer: Um, is this the chair I'll be sitting on? Smithe
  Yeah. [Homer plays with the chair] Now, I realize caring for Mr....
• Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
  [severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
• Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?
  [at the old folks home, they pound on door 26] [Jasper answers] Wiggum...
• Gravedigger: Two more ladies come by earlier that day.
  One was real pretty, t'other, sort of plain....
• Burns: Bart, I know you children see me as some sort of "booger man", but I'm really not such a bad dude.
  Oh, your milk's gone cold -- I'll ring for the maid....