Related:

• Marge: Homie, it's 4:30 in the morning. Little Rascals isn't until 6.
  Homer: I know, I'm taping it. I want to get to Burns' house bright and early to make his breakfast....
• Marge: Cheer up, Homie. Homer: I just feel terrible about getting Mr.
  Smithers fired. That job was all he had. Imagine how _you'd_ feel Marge if you got fired from the....
• Homer: Marge! You waited for me. Marge: Er -- Home
  OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Home...
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
• Marge: The police have such a strong case against Homer.
  Mr. Burns said he did it, they have Homer's DNA -- Lisa...
• Lisa: Wow, even _I_ didn't know he was so committed to recycling.
  See? I told you Mr. Burns was changed. See? Marge...
• Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name....
• Lisa: You know Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm.
  Marge: [comes in, holding a bowl] You know Homer, assisting Mr....
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...