Marge: Homie, It's 4:30 In The Morning. Little Rascals Isn't Until 6.

Marge: Is there something wrong, Homie? Homer: No. Marge
Except? Homer: Except... I killed Mr. Burns! -- Just asking, "Homer the Smithe...
Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten. Lisa
I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight....
Lisa: Wow, even _I_ didn't know he was so committed to recycling.
See? I told you Mr. Burns was changed. See? Marge...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: What's wrong, Homie? Homer: [sighs] I went to the record store today and they were playing all that music I've never heard of.
It was like the store had gone crazy. Marge...
Marge: Cheer up, Homie. Homer: I just feel terrible about getting Mr.
Smithers fired. That job was all he had. Imagine how _you'd_ feel Marge if you got fired from the....
Smithers: Evenin', little lady. You reckon a square could get a dance?
Marge: [sighs] It looks so complicated. Do you know how?...
Homer and Bart laugh] Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
I don't know how you two can sit her laughing at poor Lisa while she's out there probably scared to death....