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• Marge: The police have such a strong case against Homer.
  Mr. Burns said he did it, they have Homer's DNA -- Lisa...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: They don't like being broken up. Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
  Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?...
• Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselve
  who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?...
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Lisa: Anyway, my point is, the evidence isn't as concrete as it seems.
  Like those fingerprints: they could have gotten on the gun some other way....
• Lisa: Everyone in Springfield had a reason to shoot Mr.
  Burns, even us. [everyone groans in agreement] Bart, he broke your dog's legs....
• Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.
  Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen....