Lisa: You know Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm.

Lisa: You know Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real
shot in the arm.
Marge: [comes in, holding a bowl] You know Homer, assisting Mr. Burns
could give your career a real shot in the arm.
Lisa: Mom, I just said that.
Marge: [sarcastically] Soooorry! Next time get your own darn corn.
-- Broken Record time, "Homer the Smithers"

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