Doughnuts? I Told You I Don't Like Ethnic Food! -- Mr.
Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food!
-- Mr. Burns, commenting on Homer's breakfast,
"Homer the Smithers"
Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you. Smithe
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have a lot of....
Marge: Is there something wrong, Homie? Homer: No. Marge
Except? Homer: Except... I killed Mr. Burns! -- Just asking, "Homer the Smithe...
Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
Burns' office right now and... Smithe...
Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
Homer: Um, is this the chair I'll be sitting on? Smithe
Yeah. [Homer plays with the chair] Now, I realize caring for Mr....
Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't understand 2,700 of my new duties.
Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is giving you the most trouble?...
Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....