Bart: So, Krusty, what are you gonna do about your tax problems?
Krusty: Don't sweat it. The life of Rory B. Bellows is insured for a
surprisingly large amount.
[far off, Rory's boathouse blows up]
B+L+K: [laugh]
-- Rory B. Bellows: We Are Richer For Having Lost Him,
"Bart the Fink"
Krusty: Don't sweat it. The life of Rory B. Bellows is insured for a
surprisingly large amount.
[far off, Rory's boathouse blows up]
B+L+K: [laugh]
-- Rory B. Bellows: We Are Richer For Having Lost Him,
"Bart the Fink"
Related:
- Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows?
Rory: Yes.
Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions. Bart: Well, if... - Krusty sails out of view]
Lisa: What about the great feeling you get from knowing you're better
than regular people?
Bart: What about being an illiterate clown who's still... - Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun... - Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's
attention] Stop the music.
[they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons... - In the midst of our sorrow, we can take solace in the fact that your
elevated blood alcohol level probably helped you burn up quicker.
Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the... - Clerk: Sorry, the bank is-- oh, kid. Gosh, I'm sorry,
I meant to tell you -- turns out Krusty is one... - Krusty: I can't go to jail!! I got a swanky lifestyle.
I'm used to the best. Man 1: Krusty, this...
