Executor: May I offer my condolences on the untimely passing of your
Great Aunt Hortense. As her only living heirs, you stand to
inherit her entire estate.
Homer: [crying] Poor Aunt Hortense! [crying]
[weakly] Woo-hoo.
[crying] [weakly] Woo-hoo.
Executor: The only stipulation is that you spend one night in a haunted
house.
Marge: Isn't that somewhat unusual?
Executor: No, it's a standard clause.
-- Section 2, Paragraph 3, Clause 5, "Bart the Fink"
Great Aunt Hortense. As her only living heirs, you stand to
inherit her entire estate.
Homer: [crying] Poor Aunt Hortense! [crying]
[weakly] Woo-hoo.
[crying] [weakly] Woo-hoo.
Executor: The only stipulation is that you spend one night in a haunted
house.
Marge: Isn't that somewhat unusual?
Executor: No, it's a standard clause.
-- Section 2, Paragraph 3, Clause 5, "Bart the Fink"
Related:
- Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire
estate.
Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the... - Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey.
Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
[hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we... - Abe: And to my son Homer --
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Abe: -
and his entire family -- Homer: D'oh! Abe: -- I leave... - Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the
casino and I think you may have a problem.
Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo... - Homer: I'm here to see Mr. Ormand.
Woman: Of course.
Right this way. [in the living room is held... - Kent: Um, my director is telling me not to talk to you any more.
Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Last Exit to... - Bart: [sly] Hey Dad, sell you these for fifty bucks.
Homer: Woo hoo! Sold. [gives Bart money] ... - Marge: [laughs] You know, I rented another movie, in case you felt
better.
[hands it to him] Homer: "The Erotic Adventures of... - Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.
Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen...
