Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!
Hapablap: What is your major malfunction, Sideshow Bob?
Marge: [kisses Bart] My little sugar bug! [kisses] I'm so glad
you're safe!
Bart: But -- but -- but -- Mom! You're embarrassing me in front of
the Army guys!
Bob: How ironic. My crusade against television has come to end so
formulaic, it could have spewed from the PowerBook of the
laziest Hollywood hack.
-- _Could_ have..., "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!
Hapablap: What is your major malfunction, Sideshow Bob?
Marge: [kisses Bart] My little sugar bug! [kisses] I'm so glad
you're safe!
Bart: But -- but -- but -- Mom! You're embarrassing me in front of
the Army guys!
Bob: How ironic. My crusade against television has come to end so
formulaic, it could have spewed from the PowerBook of the
laziest Hollywood hack.
-- _Could_ have..., "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Related:
- Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob!
[everyone gasps and screams]
Bob:
[on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention... - Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could
not have done better.
Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean... - Hapablap: What in the world according to Garp -- ? Those are my dress
towels.
[tries the locked door] Who's in my private... - Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because... - Marge: Do they have to play that rock music? Every note is pounding
into my skull!
[the central part of the speaker shoots through her... - Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge!
Bart: Bob,
no! Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the... - Bob: [high-pitched] All Springfield trembles before the might of
Sideshow Bob!
Blasted helium! Shoo...shoo...shoo. [normal... - Lisa: Bart. Bart! What are you doing? We've got to get out of here.
Bart: Target sighted. Launching air-to-nerd missile... - Homer: They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.
[hands Marge a pack of Laramies] Marge: Mmm. Maybe...
From the same category:
- Marge: Here you go, Bart.
Bart: [reads the inscription] Springfield Kozy Kourt Motel,
Room 26, How about it? -- Flash. Homer: Wow... - I'll tell you what made this town great! Good old-fashioned gumption.
there's nothing here a little elbow-grease won't fix... - Well, I was wondering if you and I you know, might go to the same place
at the same time and.
Jeez! You'd think this would get easier with time... - Quimby: The, aw, Zombies that plagued our town are now just corpses
rotting in our streets.
Crowd: [cheers] -- "Treehouse of Horror... - Hey, good to see you.
Glad you could make it.
Toby,
have you lost weight? -- Bart, the perfect host at...
