Quimby: Our city will _not_ negotiate with terrorists! Is there a
city nearby that will?
Hapablap: No need, sir. We'll find that headcase faster than Garfield
finds lasagna.
[Quimby looks at him] Oh. Sorry, my wife thought that was
gangbusters.
-- Army man's humor, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
city nearby that will?
Hapablap: No need, sir. We'll find that headcase faster than Garfield
finds lasagna.
[Quimby looks at him] Oh. Sorry, my wife thought that was
gangbusters.
-- Army man's humor, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
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Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating... - Assistant: [on phone] Oh, here he comes. What is it now,
Quimby? Quimby: Nothing, nothing. Only the, er... - Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob!
[everyone gasps and screams]
Bob:
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one, the bats in the public library -- [scene... - Hapablap: You know what really frosts my Kelvinator?
That friutcup's probably still laughing at... - Guard: They're gone!
Hapablap: Hell...not the Wright Brothers plane!
The Smithsonian's gonna have my ass on a... - Hapablap: What in the world according to Garp -- ? Those are my dress
towels.
[tries the locked door] Who's in my private... - Singers: Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really sink,
[a garbage truck with a "Vote Quimby" ad empties a...
