Singers: Without A Mayor Quimby, Our Town Would Really Sink, [a Garbage Truck With A "Vote Quimby" Ad Empties A Bin] We Wouldn't Have A Tire Yard, Or A Mid-size Roller Rink.

cene shows prisoners going in a revolving door and coming out immediately] Voice
Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder....
Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?
-- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby, "Lisa the Iconocla...
Barlow: You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of here in Springfield
one, the bats in the public library -- [scene switch to man opening card catalog and screaming as bats fly out] -- two, Mrs....
Quimby: {Would you, er, like to dance?} Marge: {Mayor Quimby!
What are you doing here!} Quimby: {I'm, er, here with my nephews....
Burns: Hail, brothers. Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke.
[everyone answers "Mahoke"] Now, then, gentlemen, the mayoral campaign is upon us....
Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart. Ba
Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby, is confused about your school system....
Bart: [to passers-by] Hey Four-eyes! Vote Quimby. Hey Beardo!
Vote Quimby. Lisa: This time he's the _lesser_ of two evils....
This is the uh most exciting thing to happen to our uh fair town since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952.
And so, I hereby declare that Route 401, currently known as the Dalai Lama Expressway, will be henceforth be known as the Michael Jackson Expressway....
Barlow: Sideshow Bob, councilman Les Whinen says that you're not experienced enough to be mayor.
Sir, what do you have to say about that? Bob...