Homer: I'm attracted to another woman! What am I going to do?
Barney: Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the
woman, and you'll realize you have nothing in common.
Homer: [amazed] Barney, that is so insightful. How did you come up
with that?
Barney: It was on one of these bar napkins.
-- You can read?, "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Barney: Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the
woman, and you'll realize you have nothing in common.
Homer: [amazed] Barney, that is so insightful. How did you come up
with that?
Barney: It was on one of these bar napkins.
-- You can read?, "The Last Temptation of Homer"
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