Bob: Enough! Lies, lies, lies! I did it! I did it all!
[everyone gasps]
There.
Bart: We want the truth!
Bob: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-
handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities.
Judge: Will you get to the point?
-- "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
[everyone gasps]
There.
Bart: We want the truth!
Bob: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-
handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities.
Judge: Will you get to the point?
-- "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Related:
- Hutz: Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?
Bob: No, I did not. Hutz: [pause] Kids, help. ... - All I want is the
truth... - Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names.
Bart:
How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag]... - A truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent.
William... - Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral
fraud.
And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look... - Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob!
[everyone gasps and screams]
Bob:
[on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention... - You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob,
"The Return of Sideshow... - Barlow: [on the radio] My friends, Bob is a political prisoner.
I want every loyal listener to do everything... - You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a...
