Bart: Look at that hunk of junk.
Grampa: Oh, jeeh -- you're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane.
At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles
on a thimbleful of corn oil. Singlehandedly won us the Civil
War, it did.
Bart: So how do you know so much about American history?
Grampa: I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets.
-- Bart hisses a mystery lesson,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Grampa: Oh, jeeh -- you're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane.
At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles
on a thimbleful of corn oil. Singlehandedly won us the Civil
War, it did.
Bart: So how do you know so much about American history?
Grampa: I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets.
-- Bart hisses a mystery lesson,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Related:
- Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob!
[everyone gasps and screams]
Bob:
[on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention... - Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating... - Bob: [reading from the bomb casing] "Best before November 1959."
Dammit,
Bob. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you... - Grampa: [pours Lisa a cup of coffee] Sugar?
Lisa: Yes,
ten please. Bart: [shaking] Hey Grampa, top me off... - Bart: Now we can get the treasure!
Abe: Oh, what's the use.
Burns would still find some way to take it from... - Homer: Now you Boy!
Bart: [scared] Oh.
[plane approaches cops standing on their cars]
You can't escape Bob.
If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool... - Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in! Bart: ... - Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
[points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband... - Krusty: Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today.
But instead, we've got the next best thing...
