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• Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a _lot_ of trouble.
  Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation....
• Bart: The beauty of it is, each parking space is a mere one foot narrower -- indistinguishable to the naked eye!
  But therein lies the game. Milhouse: I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away....
• Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have very little in common.
  -- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home...
• Lisa: How's Dad today? Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he's underneath the table.
  Homer: Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn't deserve it....
• I have some sad news to report: a small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot.
  [Audience gasps] And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!...
• Martin: It's "photosynthesis"! [angrily] Damn your feeble brain.
  Bart: [plaintive] Oh, I couldn't read it. The letters are all blurry....
• Skinner: Blast it, woman! You parked too close. Move your car!
  Edna: I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell your Mama....
• Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
  Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about Marge and the kids....
• Bart: Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun. Guard
  I have three medals for this. -- Heroism at its finest, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...