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• Smithers: Sir, this can't be right. You assured me this drawing was rigged so we'd be teammates.
  Burns: Yes, well, frankly, you've been a bit of a pill lately....
• Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not qualified!
  [There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see....
• Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns. Bu
  Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met....
• Burns: Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?
  Smithers: Forty five seconds. Burns: And what's our time so far?...
• Lenny: Well, we made it here first. All thanks to teamwork.
  Carl: Yeah, *my* teamwork. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Burns: Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter's work out of those low-lives.
  Smithers: Sir, did you ever stop to think that [closes car trunk] maybe it was doing _this_ that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?...
• Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
  [severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
• Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns. Burns: Nonsense.
  Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?...
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....