Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir?
Burns: Permission granted.
Smithers: Well, you are quite wealthy, ...
Burns: Thank you, Smithers. Your candor is most refreshing.
-- "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Burns: Permission granted.
Smithers: Well, you are quite wealthy, ...
Burns: Thank you, Smithers. Your candor is most refreshing.
-- "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Related:
- Um, he's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones in sector 7-G.
-- Smithers to Mr. Burns, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme... - Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you.
Smithe
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have a lot of.... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What
is the real deal with Mr.
Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about.... - Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?... - Lisa knocks]
Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy.... - Burns: Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market
crash!
Smithers: Um, well... sir, it happened twenty five years before I was born.... - Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson.... - Smithers: But what would you do without me, sir?
Bu
Thuh! I'm not a baby who needs a nursemaid to burp me....

