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• Um, he's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones in sector 7-G.
  -- Smithers to Mr. Burns, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you. Smithe
  [on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have a lot of....
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
  I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Lisa knocks] Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
  Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy....
• Burns: Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash!
  Smithers: Um, well... sir, it happened twenty five years before I was born....
• Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
  Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
• Smithers: But what would you do without me, sir? Bu
  Thuh! I'm not a baby who needs a nursemaid to burp me....