Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy
paycheck.
[opens it up]
Hey! How come my pay is so low? ... Bear patrol tax! This is
an outrage! It's the biggest tax increase in history!
Lisa: Actually, Dad, it's the smallest tax increase in history.
Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
Lisa: That's home-_owner_ tax.
Homer: Well, anyway, I'm still outraged.
-- And with good cause, "Much Apu About Nothing"
paycheck.
[opens it up]
Hey! How come my pay is so low? ... Bear patrol tax! This is
an outrage! It's the biggest tax increase in history!
Lisa: Actually, Dad, it's the smallest tax increase in history.
Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
Lisa: That's home-_owner_ tax.
Homer: Well, anyway, I'm still outraged.
-- And with good cause, "Much Apu About Nothing"
Related:
- Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax,
supposedly... - Ha! I NEVER pay income tax!
--
Famous Last... - George: I'm sorry I spanked your boy, Homer.
Homer:
Woo hoo! In your face, Bush. Now apologize for the... - Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a
charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank... - The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax
is not having to pay an income tax.
Lord Thomas R.... - Warden: Our wildlife refuge is the ideal environment for your elephant:
thousands of acres of simulated African savannah. ... - The only fair tax is a
Flat Tax... - The Bill Clinton Watch:
Only $14.95 + Tax + Tax + Tax + Tax + Tax +... - I hate this eternal revenue tax! uh...
that's INTERNAL revenue tax.....
