Homer: Woo-hoo! A Perfect Day. Zero Bears And One Big Fat Hairy Paycheck.

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Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy
[opens it up]
Hey! How come my pay is so low? ... Bear patrol tax! This is
an outrage! It's the biggest tax increase in history!
Lisa: Actually, Dad, it's the smallest tax increase in history.
Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
Lisa: That's home-_owner_ tax.
Homer: Well, anyway, I'm still outraged.
-- And with good cause, "Much Apu About Nothing"