Homer: [struggling To Complete A Pushup] Two! Lenny

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Homer: [struggling to complete a pushup] Two!
Lenny: Actually Homer, that's just one. See, each pushup includes both
an up part and a down part.
Homer: D'oh! Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on disability.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay.
[scoffs] It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?
-- At that, Homer's a viking, "King-Size Homer"