Homer: [struggling to complete a pushup] Two!
Lenny: Actually Homer, that's just one. See, each pushup includes both
an up part and a down part.
Homer: D'oh! Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on disability.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay.
[scoffs] It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?
-- At that, Homer's a viking, "King-Size Homer"
Lenny: Actually Homer, that's just one. See, each pushup includes both
an up part and a down part.
Homer: D'oh! Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on disability.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay.
[scoffs] It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?
-- At that, Homer's a viking, "King-Size Homer"
Related:
- Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with
pay.
Pfft. It's like a lottery that rewards stupidity.... - Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all
have one.
Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'... - Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan]
[Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough]
Carl:
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Grimes: Can you believe that guy? He's in his office making a
pathetic attempt to look professional.
Carl: Hey, what do you got against Homer, anyway... - Burns: {Hello Lenny...Carl...Guillermo. Hello, um,
uh, er...} {[Homer waves his nametag back... - Lenny: Uh oh...he's done for!
Carl: Ehh, don't worry.
The safety glass will protect us. [Gas leaks... - Lenny: You want another card or not?
Homer: Huh? Oh,
OK. I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh... - Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they
don't tell me where they go.
It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You...
