Apu: Jiminy Cricket! Wooh, Expired Ham. [scribbles Over The Expiry Date] Oh, This Time I Have Gone To Far.

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Apu: Jiminy Cricket! Wooh, expired ham. [scribbles over the expiry
Oh, this time I have gone to far. No, no one will fall for --
Homer: Woo hoo! Cheap meat! [picks it up] Ooh, this one's open.
[starts eating it]
-- No ham too rancid, "Homer and Apu"